A Thwarted Chariot Ride

A place for feminism, tea, Tudor history, and various other amusements.

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cunterion:

this entire month is halloween don’t let anyone tell you otherwise 

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tastefullyoffensive:

[@themichaelrock]

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

Romeo:

I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing

Juliet:

I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself

--

Romeo:

We should kiss right now at this party

Juliet:

No that is a super dumb idea

Romeo:

*kisses her anyway*

Juliet:

That was dumb of you

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Romeo:

We should get married right now

Juliet:

We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?

Romeo:

Like tomorrow?

Juliet:

Sure, fine.

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Juliet:

We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.

Romeo:

Right.

Romeo:

It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.

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Juliet:

Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.

Romeo:

*immediately kills himself*

Juliet:

For fucks sake.

findchaos:

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ellescarred:

little-miss-fats:

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has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

This was perfect

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omgthatdress:

Opal Suite
Seaman Schepps, 1940
Sotheby’s

omgthatdress:

Opal Suite

Seaman Schepps, 1940

Sotheby’s

cubebreaker:

Former Marine turned photographer Joel Parés’ series Judging America used real people dressed as stereotypes to remind us to not judge a person based on their tattoos, clothing, ethnicity, profession, or sexual orientation, but on their merits.

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